This is the 75 post!! I am gonna start planning for the 100 one. It is gonna be really spectacular!!! You won't EVER see it coming! But that is a ways away. Approximetly in a month or so. But that is not important. What is important is. . . . .
I have a friend!! Yup that's right, I don't live on the computer, I have a life other than this. But this is like my little personal diary. Hee hee hee.
So . . . . . . I have a friend. Her name is Alexis(no it is not the one from school!! Don't even ask!) but she wants this thing I am about to tell you to be secret but I am gonna let you in on it. I think she won't mind. But she doesn't want me to tell you that she has a website. Her address to it is: wetheteenagerz.blogspot.com . She thought she wasn't gonna like having a website, but it turns out, she does. And she started it yesterday, She wanted me to share it with her, but I said I am already sharing a site with someone else it is Emma. And she said she would figure it out. And only ask for help when she needed it.
So I think you should check it out. For all you teenagers that think our blog is boring, maybe you should check out Alexis's. It is about teenagers from her school.
Next topic.
SCHOOL TODAY!!!!!!
It was just like the others. But now we are actually starting things in the class. The worst part of school for me is the beginning of the year. I wish we could start school and walk into our teacher's classrooms, and know absolutely EVERYTHING that the teacher wants us to know about them. AND already have gone through the review that we do at the beginning of every year to catch up on the stuff we did last year. It just takes up TIME!!! You know what I mean????? So we pretty much caught up on everything we did last year in every class, except for English, and Social Studies.
I am going to start this little segment type thing. I am going to tell you what I am doing. So I am going to call it: " What are you doing right now?" Soo, This is what I am doing right now.
I am eating saltines with canned cheese on it. It is really good. Not as good as the cheese with Ritz on it. But as good as any other brand of cracker.
I just finished eating them. They were delicious. Now I am drinking water.
Some time next week I think I am going to join Cross Country, it is a running sport. And I love to run. But this is long distant, where you run about 2 miles for the 7th and 8th graders. And 1 mile or a mile and a half for the 6th graders. And this year I am a 7th grader!!!!! Muaa hhaaa haa haa!!
I want to show you something I am getting off of Hannah's blog! And it is 52 ways to annoy your teachers!!
Here you go!
52 ways to annoy your teachers
only raise your hand to sharpen a pencil
go to the bathroom three times a day (make sure they are right in the middle of a lesson)
when you know the answer bounce up and down a go " OOOHH I KNOW THIS"
when a teacher calls on you say " I forgot"
lean back in your chair
take off your shoes
repeatedly tap your pencil until your teacher asks you to stop then...
start tapping your fingers
see how high you can bounce your erasers
see how many earasers you can bounce at once
"accidentally" drop your books
hum, get all your friends to join
stomp twice then clap, get everyone to join in
cough repeatedly
when you write make it really tiny
pass a note all the way around the room
throw a piece of paper at someone
only copy off the board while the teacher is talking
rush through your work and when you are done say " I'm bored"
Sing the barbie girl song
call everyone by a code name and use them with your teacher
chew paper
play with scissors
throw crayons in the air
shoot baskets
when the teacher shows up with a surprise test say "I've known about it for weeks"
clean your glasses over, and over and over
Ask why
every time the teacher syas he say "He who"
play with your hair
put marker inm your hair
put stickers on your face
when its your turn to read say " No Thank you"
when you read skip a line or two
when you read talk REALLy loud and REALLy fast
while she writes on the board tell them to move so you can copy it
stand up in your chair for no reason
ask if we have tomorrow off every single day
say you will put up the chairs and only put up two
draw on your hands
write notes in a language they don't know
look real secretive while you copy off the board
burp in the middle of class
make a high PEEP noise so they won't know who it came from
wear TONS of bracelets
chew gum then hide it when she says you have gum
when she/ he says spit it out only spit out half of it
wear a collared shirt with one side of the collar up
tape things like kick me to your own back
when the teacher asks who did it tell her you put it there
put a REALLY long piece of tape sticky side up on the floor
every time she isn't looking at you have a slap war with the person sitting next to you
I am going to try and find more.
Ooooohhhh her are some!!!
1. During attendance, don't answer by calling 'here'. Try saying 'mmm butter' or 'hey hey HEY!' imitating Fat Albert. Be creative.2. Near the beginning of a test, suddenly start making animal noises. Loudly. Cows and chicken sounds work well.3. Every time your teacher pats or scratches their hair, whisper to your classmates, "It's a wig, i swear to God. Try to knock it off his head."4. Ask to be excused from class because your brain hurts. Do this at least twice if it doesn't work to first time.5. In gym class, act normally until running past the teacher. Brush past him, then fall to the ground screaming. Claim that your teacher tripped you and you've popped your kneecap. Ask to call your mother to say goodbye before you die.6. Take twenty minutes in the bathroom. If your teacher asks what took you so long, say "I don't know! Don't pressure me!!7. If your teacher asks you to read quietly, read out loud. Mumble so nobody can understand you. When someone tells you to be quiet, stop for a second then continue, much louder.8. Bring food into the classroom. Food that reeks, something with garlic. Eat messily, slurping loudly. If your teacher bugs you, ask him if he wants some. Drool on it before you offer it.
That's it though.
Bye!
Delaney
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