April Fools! Ha ha ha.

It's 7:30 a.m this morning. I just got ate breakfast after having a rude awakening, involving my brother shooting me with a bow and arrow to wake me up. It hit me square in the neck. But back to this morning, getting ready, slowly, waiting to make my sneaky ambush attack. The one I'll make and will spring, while I'm in school. You say, how can that be? Make an ambush attack from school? Can't be! Well, read on, it's an interesting and wet story. My dad is the prankstee, and I am the prankster. I walk slowly out into the kitchen to wash my hands after blowing my nose, there's a white ponytail around my wrist. Guess it yet? Well this is what I did. . . . while my dad was messing with the bow and arrow that woke me up this morning, I went to wash my hands, while he was looking the other way, I quickly took advantage and slipped the ponytail over the hand washer on the sink. So far, unsuspecting. This was rigged so that everytime he turned on the sink, cold water would splash him in the chest, or hopefully the face. :-) It was white, because first of all, I didn't have a silver one. Second of all, my dad's a bit color blind. So I was hoping he wouldn't notice. My sink is silver, I forgot to mention that. So as far as I knew, he didn't know I put it there, and I went to school.
The day was filled with taping paper fish to people's back which is a french tradition and I have french class. And Isaiah stole my fish, and I was fishless for half the day with a paper fish hook hanging down my ponytail. It was pretty sad. And I was mad, and they didn't even have mashed potato bowl today! And plus, I didn't even get my fish back!! Then after that we had track, and it was so hot, and my water was sooo warm. I put water on my face and it mixed with my sweat and it tasted like salt. Ew, so on my way home we got some slushies. They were deeelicious! At home my dad wasn't there yet, and I was curious if he had gotten sprayed. So once I got into the house I felt the water sprayer, and it was wet. So I knew somethin had come out of there today, so I said YES! It's WET! That's AWESOME! And my mom was like, yeah, I got a call, he sounded pretty cheezed off(Well, it was something around those lines). And I was like, do you think he's mad?? Because it IS April Fool's day, it's fair game! And I put my hands up to make it look like I was innocent. She said, she doesn't think he's mad. And I was all then what DID he say?? She couldn't tell me!! I was a bit scared. But I was still losing precious bodily fluids (sweating) so I went to take a shower. Once I got out, I could hear my dad come in, and I momentarily forgot, and then he was all like I'M HOME DELANEY!! And I was still in the bathroom drying off. So I locked the door automatically. And then my mom tried to open it and it was locked, so since I knew it was her, I opened it a crack, and at the top I saw my dad's hand, so I screamed and tried to close the door, because I knew he was going to retaliate . . . . . . . . . . and then that's when I saw it, the huge water pitcher. Full of ice cold water, and I was still in the bathroom all dried off and ready to get dressed, and he dumped it on me. Dumped some ice cold water on me! After I was dry!! And when I was stepping on the rug in there, it was squishy and wet and unpleasant. The hole floor was all soaking wet. And at the moment, it still is. Sigh, oh well. Greatest April Fool's day EVER!
Delaney