So today we were in 5th hour and Mrs. Stachwick was boiling mad. Why? Who KNOWS!! She always seems to be mad. The mean kids in our class played a trick on her by putting up the school suspension list on the board for everyone to see, it had her little comments and stuff on it too. And they put it on freeze, (so if you move it, on the screen it will still look like it's there, very handy) she didn't know, and she kept trying to move it, but it wouldn't work. This one kid right near her desk who is known for being odd, and sometimes, mean, (sorry, just sayin') started to laugh, and she sent him out and he started spluttering out excuses about how he was laughing at the episode of Family Guy he saw last night, but she wouldn't have it. He went out and so did she yelling all the way. While they were out, no one would shut up so we could hear what she was saying at him through the door, they were busy planning, planning something at 1:36, at that time they were gonna burst out laughing, but until then they had to be silent, so I caught the tail end of the conversation outside the hall. When the time came, everyone was dead silent, I mean DEAD, like way departed and gone to the grave like Butler! (Whoo, Artemis Fowl, wouldn't get it unless you read it.) As soon as it turned 1:36 there was a mass break out of laughter so loud and obnoxious as if someone had told the rope joke! (you have to have Mr. Johnson's drama class) Ms. Stachwick just shook her head but didn't say anything, you knew she was soo mad but didn't have anything to say about it. But after a second, she said: "Ok everyone, look at the clock" AS IF WE ALREADY WEREN'T! :-D That just made everyone laugh harder.
Gosh, they were on their next planning, at 1:40 they were gonna all jump up and yell "ohh I gotta sharpen my pencil!" And they all did, and she got mad then, and said: "You don't ALL need to sharpen your pencil!! This is unbelievable!"
Sheesh, how could they already have something planned for 1:45???
THIS time they were all gonna raise their hands and ask for help. But they didn't get that far, because then the unthinkable happened, the FIRE DRILL went off!! we all ran out yelling and laughing at how awesome this 5th hour was! It was really hot out thought and me and Hannah were gonna have to run track later. Oh no! But that's a different story. Back to the fire drill.
We were all laughing and yelling, making a ruckus, and of all things, Ms. Stachwick grabs her SUNGLASSES!! O em gee, how . . . .why . . . . .SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!?! Gosh, makes you wonder what she would grab if there were a real fire in the middle of winter. . . . . . . . .what WOULD she grab??
When we finally got back into the classroom we had only a few minutes to finish our assignment.
And out of all that nonsense during 5th hour, I STILL got my assignment done!!
YAY ME!
Delaney
Good times, good times!!
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