Then on the way home, we stopped at the party store by my house to get something for my dad. And when we came back Dad handed me the paper on my 13th birthday. I was looking at it, and then I noticed that the paper was from YESTERDAY!!! Ha ha. So then while my brother was making fun of a spongebob song, Hey All You People, he was singing Hey You Standing There. He was like Youuuu GOT the wrong paper. . . . and so on. I was dying of laughter. We got home and my aunt called while we were eating cake and ice-cream, which was delicious by the way (thanks mom!).
But lets reeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddd . . . .
To before we left. When I got my present.
I was freaking out, because (even) earlier, my mom was emailing me stuff, and she was like; vanilla cake, chocolate frosting, Artemis Fowl and the something something. So I hoped that meant I was going to get it.
There was luckily something at the top of the gift, so if the book WASN'T there, then I wouldn't have to see the empty bottom, and if it WAS there, I couldn't see it, and I would be incredibly happy if I saw it at the bottom of the bag. I got a lufa thing, body butter (some more! Hey Alexis, you wanna use that too? It's peach scented.) some silly bands, some odd flavored gum (yippee!), then there was something rectangular shaped at the bottom, but you know, that could be anything, anything at all.
Then EVER SO SLOWLY I reached my hand in there and wrapped in the tissue paper obscuring what was underneath, was was was was a book. But I didn't know what book it was, it could be ANY book, you know maybe my mom couldn't find the new one, so she got like the only other AF book I'm missing. I carefully unwrapped the paper from one end, and I saw it was blue. Dude, like the copy I saw on Amazon.com . . . . . then I ripped the paper off, totally positive of what it was.
I GOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT IITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
Artemis Fowl and the Atlantis Complex.
See? Read the blurb, so interesting. You MAY or may NOT understand this.
Artemis Fowl has lost his mind . . . just when the world needs him most.
Artemis hads commited his entire fortune to a project he believes will save the plante and its inhabitants, both human and fairy. Can it be true? Has goodness taken hold of the world's greatest teenage criminal mastermind?
Captain Holly Short is unconvinced, and discovers that Artemis if suffering from Atlantis Complex, a psychosis common in guilt-ridden fairies, not humans, and most likely triggered in Artemis by his dabbling in fairy magic. Symptoms include obsessive compulsive behavior, paranoia, mutiple personality disorder and, in extreme cases, embarassing proffesions of love to a certain feisty LEPrecon fairy(Holly Short (hee hee.)).
Unfortunately, Atlantis Complex has struck at the worst possible time. A deadly foe from Holly's past is intent on destroying the actual city of Altantis. Can Artemis escape the confines of his mind- and the grips of a giant squid- in time to save the underwater metropolis and it's fairy inhabitants?
Sounds totally awesome, right?
Enjoy this photograph of me with my new book!! Picnicked, just for you. =D
Delaney
Ur nuts about AF.
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