Why do I act and feel insulted when someone calls me normal, even if they are joking around. The thought of being considered normal absolutely is absolutely revolting to me. And when people call me weird, it feels like the highest form of compliment.
Is this normal? Waitttttttt . . . . no, don't answer that question.
Is this weird?
Is this sane?
Am I INsane?
I'm not sure.
Being normal is not something I want to be. I want to be someone unforgettable, someone who you say, hey that's Delaney, and everyone knows who your talking about. This is why I have such a hard time believing that no one looks at this blog, except Hannah, Alexis sometimes. Emma of course, every once in a great while, Laura. And everyday Nelly.;)
But that's all. So tell people about our blog. Scream it from the rooftops and yell it down the streets! Tell people you can't stand, throw little tiny slips of paper with our address written on it into the air on the last day of 6th grade.
Normal should not even be a WORD! Really! I mean describe what normal is. And if you try this you are not allowed to add the word average into that definition, plez and thank you.
And now I'm wondering why my headphones keep buzzing when I am TRYING TO LISTEN TO MUSIC! I mean it goes off and on, it used to not be that bad. Just like every 20 minutes it would buzz like static stuff in my ear for like 2 minutes, then stop. Then another 20 minutes later start the cycle again. But lately it just seems like whenever a good song comes on Pandora it just has to buzz. Like I swear it's buzzed about 6 times since I started this paragraph.
Looks like these headphones aren't normal.
Aw geez. I need to stop, really I do. So I think I'm going to write a little bit more of my NanoWrimo, or go to bed. I'm not quite sure what I'm going to do.
So if you feel like calling me normal anytime soon because of this post, note that you will be beat up.
Verbally.
Bye.
Unnormal, I hope,
Delaney
The REAL duck.
P.S.
MORE BUZZING IN MY EARS DURING A MICHAEL BUBLE SONG!
HOME IS A GOOD SONG! PLEASE NO MORE BUZZING! I WILL FREAK OUT GUYS!!
P.S.S. Please buy me new headphones and talk about our blog. Plez?
Normal = Usually
ReplyDeleteoh yeah Nellie told me that she comes to your blog everyday now, which means you should POST MORE OFTEN!