Christmas Party?

I went to this very strange Christmas party tonight. There was my mom's friends daughter. I hung out with her, we went on a train ride to pick up Santa.
And in the first 5 minutes we had accomplished spilling hot cocoa all over the floor and probably annoying the crap out of all the staff. Then we ate and went outside. Santa came, and let me tell you, he's a little bit strange. First of all, he's hunched over, and his words stretch out and he smokes, because apparently he reeks of it, and he's kind of odd.
So me and Mallory didn't go talk to Santa, and apparently he gave my brother a pencil. (?)
Then we went outside and played on the little playground in the dark, and the boys were being boys riding around on smal tricycles and tractors, looking stupid. Then after a few hours of this I went home.

And then after school today I had a bagel. Here's how it went. I realized when I got home that I had totally forgotten the jucie box I meant to put in my lunch IN THE FREEZER. So I took that out to dethaw. And my mom gave me a bagel, I put it in the toaster, and it immediately started smoking, I thought something was wrong, but I sais skip it, and waited until it popped up again.
About 3 minutes later. To find the top all black and burned.
Wow. So I pointed it out to everyone, and then took a knife and scraped it all off, succeeding in getting all the little burnt flakes all over the table. It took like half of the cream cheese to get both things of the bagel covered in it. And then it wasn't even all that good. But I ate it, and then cleaned up the crumbs, which mostly fell on the ground. Thankfully my mom put the toaster away. Frankly, I think she thought I couldn't handle it, the way everything else was going.
Good choice mom.
I also just remembered that the bottom of the bagel was black, except for I didn't know that until I was almost finished with it, and I couldn't even scrape that off.
Epic fail.
Delaney