Gift Cards & Cheesecake

So this Christmas I'm going to start off by saying
I GOT A FACEBOOK!! FINALLY! WOOO!!
Supervision of course. I have to pass all friend requests through my mom.


Then my uncle did a very tricky thing. He was over for Christmas eve, and he gave us Meijer gift cards. Like he does every year. But this is what he did. He set them out for my brother and I. He said you can pick, and my brother and I exploded, "I WANT THE MAZE ONE!!!" And then going "ha ha! you get the girly one!" Cuz there was one with flowers and stuff.

But then he goes, "wait! They have different amounts, one is worth twice as much as the other." So my brother still chooses the one with the maze. I think a little bit, and then I still end up choosing the girly card. I call it, and it's worth 40 bucks! Thinking I'm the winner because he usually gets us 20 bucks on the card I dance around and go yes!! Ohhhhh yes!
Then I found out that my brother called his, and his was also 40 dollars. Thinking he was the winner he smiled at me that looked like, ha ha you lose, AND you have the girly card. I raised my eyebrow, and my mom goes nope, they were both 40 dollars, and it was funny because you could see his face fall.

Though I am grateful that he got us both 40 dollars on the card, he made me put forth extra brain power that wasn't even necessary.
Dude.
P.S. In iTunes money, I'm filthy rich. FILTHY RICH. I have 45 dollars!!!!!!!!!! What to buy, what to buy. . . . .


So this Thanksgiving when I went to my grandma's house and she bought this marvelous cheesecake. Not your average cheesecake, which is delicious, but no this was much better, stuff that only pops out of imaginations. Every bite of this delicious chocolate cheesecake I had was like riding a unicorn down Infinity Mountain drinking from a goblet full of little children's laughter. It was so chocolate, so filled with goodness that I gazed at it while I was consuming it. It took me a half hour. Then my grandma she got a piece of regular cake, because the chocolate was ALL mine. :) No, not all of it. But I get to eat 3 out of 4 pieces. And she finished her's within the time it took me to eat the size of a dollar folded in half piece of mine.
Something else about my grandma (this is going way off topic but I could NOT stop laughing.)
So I was in the kitchen snacking on some broccoli, and my grandma is talking to my aunt, who is talking to someone else. She's talking about how if there's a present they don't like they can exchange so they have what they want and half way through that my aunt just got up and walked away. And she kept talking, my grandma did, I don't think my aunt knew she was talking to her, but my grandma kept right on talking and it was just me and my dad in there, and I go "umm, grandma? She . . . . ah. . . . . .left."  And then my grandma looks up from getting food, and goes oh, "hello wall." And then gets more food. Then she had some vegetables on her plate, and I'm eating my chips and sort of paying attention to what she's doing. And then she lifts the pepper and proceeds to pepper her vegetables. Then sees what she did, and goes "dang, you should think that the salt would be in the white one." Which is funny becuase she's the one that loaded them. And the white one was "P"resents. And the Santa one was "S"anta. That's what it looked like, so obviously the Salt goes in the "S"anta. And the Pepper goes into the "P"resents. Then she EATS one. And goes, "well pepper doesn't taste good on vegetables." But then she KEEPS eating them. My grandma is one crazy duckling.
But yeah, now I am officially in love with chocolate cheesecake.
The only thing I want right now is to marry that cake. To be Mrs. Chocolate Cheesecake

~Mrs. Chocolate Cheesecake