Today was Blaze Day

The best thing ever happened today on this half day of school. I learned how to use wannabe in the absolute WRONG way. I knew that I would get carried away before we got into school. Before school started my brain was already on 'wannabe'. It was supposed to be blaze day, and you were supposed to blaze people which if you don't know what that is, (First, I'm concerned that you might have lived your entire life in a hole) I have finally figured out how to describe it. It's like you make jokes about someone. That's about as close to blaze, bake, sizzle, put in the oven at 360 as you can get.  So my blaze all day was 'you and your wannabe _____.' Creative right?? Haha, no. It started with the pea coat. OMG, the pea coat. (Yes, I have gotten back into the annoying habit of saying OMG) So I was trying to blaze Mikayla cuz she didn't come to the swim meet. So I got real loud and pointed to her and yelled at the top of my lungs "YOU AND YOUR WANNABE PEA COAT!" Totally serious and I didn't know I would get that many laughs from my friends. So Hannah goes, no, Brianna has a wannabe pea coat. I told Brianna she had a wannabe pea coat. Then they pointed to another Brianna. Only I think you spell her name with an E. So like Breanna. But then again, I'm not sure. She had what looked like a pea coat, so I ran over there, and pointed to her, and went. "You, youuuuu, youuu and your WANNABE pea COAT!!" Then we all laughed and she called me a midget. Then I proceeded to give her the correct definition of a midget. Which I am NOT. Then Hannah says you should so go up to someone and say that to someone who doesn't even have anything that looks remotely like a pea coat. So then I pointed to her and said "YOU AND YOUR WANNABE PEA COAT!" She just gets this annoyed amused look on her face, and goes "Yup, I just walked myself right into that one."
Then we went inside and I shouted that repeatedly down the hall way at people, at people who didn't have anything remotely lookin' like a pea coat. Like Hannahs jacket.
In English class Hannah told me something funny. She said that when we left yesterday early she was walking to her locker and about to leave when she heard music, and looked up and Mr. Johnson was playing a BANJO!! Ok, I sooooo wish I would have been there. Because first of all, that's so Mr. Johnson, and knowing him, he was probably so serious about it, but if I would have seen that in person, I probably would have exploded in laughter. Just thinking about it I couldn't stop laughing.
So when she told me that, I just went;
His wannabe banjo.
Then he walked over, and I said "Mr. Johnson, Hannah told me that she saw you outside.
Interupption from Hannah "He wasn't outside, just outside his room."
Ok, anyway. "She saw you outside your room playing your wannabe banjo."
Except for it wasn't that smooth, Hannah was talking and I was laughing and we could barely control ourselves, but we told him, and he just looked confused for a second, and then laughed, and then looked at us with that weird smile and looked sort of offended. It looked like he thought we didn't like that he was banjo playing.
Then after school at 10:32, I went out to my car and my mom was wearing her red coat. Peaish, too, more like WANNABE PEAISH. So I told her she was wearing a wannabe coat.
Then she told me about how it was NOT wannabe, it wasn't even pea coatish, and that it was wool, and longer than a pea coat.
Then I told my mom about Blaze day and then took a nap.
I love half days, and racist Kermit the Frogs,
Delaney