Mustache Monday

We taped paper mustaches to our face.
We were told to take them off.
Bummer.
Even Mr. JOHNSON told us to take it off.
I was like I take mine off when you take off yours.
It's a distraction, *scoff.*



Ok, so I am very angry about something that happened at supposedly 6:24 last night. But it really happened at like 10:15 at night. My iHome got unplugged by a super intense nerf gun fight that had my brother backed up against my dresser in the corner of my room while I repeatedly pelted him with the darts. But that's another story. Long dart story short, he fell and sat on the cord which was then ripped out of the socket. Then I was too lazy to reset it. Sometimes I like to see how long I can go without resetting it. But ok, so it was like 6:24 on the clock. (But really around 10:15.) And me being me, I just had my Artemis Fowl audiobook. I had just finished the book before this one. And I was like yes, I'm starting it. Yes, just yes. And I was like ok, I know it's about to get super super SUPER intense. And I'll get to hear it, even though I might cry a little bit. Just a little bit maybe, it's like holy crap. And I just layed there waiting for the thing to go and get intense. After awhile, they were just eating and stuff and Artemis was being well you know, Artemis. And I knew it was getting close though. But then a cat got in my room. So I got up put it on pause, cuz I didn't want to miss a second of the book. So I super quick ushered the cat out and yelled at it, and put my boots in front of the door so he couldn't get back in. Then I checked the sleep thing, and it said 8 minutes left. I was like, yes, that's enough time, because Jon Spiro had already left the scene.
So then while I was listening I realized they do a lot of chit chatting. So it gets to the part where Butler practically blows out everyone's teeth with a sound grenade thing.
I was like yes. I knew that the thing would go off at 6:25. And it was like 6:24. And I'm thinking yes, it'll get right to the part.
At the moment Artemis is like recovering from being shoved to the ground by Butler. And Butler comes out from nowhere coming back from his search. But it's not Butler.
Super intense. I know.
It's Jon Spiro's body guard. Arno Blunt.
Haha not good. I see it turn to 25. I'm like yes, it will be the right line. The perfect cliff hanger even though I've read this like 4 times. And by 25 it starts to peter off. It gradually quiets down and then goes off. It was like two lines away from the perfect line.
But instead of ending at the perfect line. It ends like this.
He attached a silencer to the pistol and pointed it at Artemis.
SILENCE. It went OFF!! I was like holy crap no. And I yelled into my pillow.
"God Butler just DIE ALREADY!!!" But nooooo, it doesn't get to Butler running out and flying around the corner and taking the bullet from Artemis whose being stupid and just staring at Arno.
God, sometimes, geniuses are so stupid.

But me being kind of funny, I didn't turn it back on so I could get to that part. I just flopped on my mattress and just smacked myself for putting it on pause for those few seconds. I would have gotten it if I wouldn't put it on pause.
But now tonight I can listen to Butler get killed bahahahahhahaha.
No, that's actually kind of sad, I like Butler.

Sorry for my rant.
Delaney