Science class and the total epic swim banquet

I think science class was supposed to be something in my dreams. We were watching a movie and at the beginning there was this thing called Turboman, and then his sidekick was like a pink bunny. The best part of it was when it just showed the villians lips and it he goes "ta ta turbo man." He was so serious and everyone started laughing. Then the actual movie started and Arnold Swartshablahblahblah was in it. He was running around like it was black friday looking for a turbo man present to get his kid. And I found out that he's from Austria with that scary accent of his. Then he was beating up santa clauses and elves in some kind of odd workshop. If I was him, I would have been ashamed to be in that movie.
Now the epic swim banquet.
So I was just getting there, rocking my jeggings and owl city shirt. And we're sitting there, all nonchalant and goofing around at the table, and Mikayla got all freaked about Santa Claus. So I started singing, "He knows when your awake, he sees you when your sleeping he knows if you've been bad or good-" And it ended right there because everyone was laughing and I forgot the words, so I inhaled some broccoli and started choking and the first thing that popped in my head was "This is why vegetables are bad for you, you can die." I tried to voice my thought but I couldn't stop, I just kept coughing, and my eyes were watering and I was laughing and everyone else was laughing. So then I took my celery stick and shoved half of it down my throat to dislodge the broccoli, but it didn't work. So I kept coughing for a good five minutes while everyone just went on, and I was hacking, trying to get the broccoli out of my windpipe. I thought, god guys, I'm dying over here, thanks for helping. Sheesh.
After a second I got my breath and then took a break and drank some fruit punch.
That was when Mikayla spilled Maddie's chocolate milk. All over the floor, and everyone laughed even more, I wasn't quite recovered from the broccoli attack, so I started to cough again. It took like 10 minutes to clean up because everyone was laughing, and we only had the little thin napkins. Then Maddie's mom came over and was like 'MADDIE! Get your COAT off the FLOOR!" Then we all got down to business and cleaned it up. I was finally done eating my food so I went up to get a cupcake, I got a cupcake and a cookie. Snacking on the cookie first talking and laughing at stuff that I forgot right now. Oh yeah, about Kaydee's suspendy suspenders and her obsession with poking my shnoz.
Then Erica palmed my cupcake, it stuck to her hand and then fell off upside down onto my plate. She had frosting on her hand, and she wiped it on my face.
Then we lost control.
Cupcakes were flying everywhere. Just at MY table. I was planning on beating someone to the ground like mother if they got frosting on my fancy Owl City shirt. But that didn't happen, whatever they were aiming for it nailed me right in the face. All over my face, and then Erica didn't help by smearing it all over and then making me pose for all the phones that popped out. So I was licking it off my fingers as I went into the bathroom. Mikayla came in too, she had gotten a nice red velvet one to the cheek. It was all over her left cheek. She went to go throw a soiled paper towel she had used to wipe her face with into the garbage and I flinched because I thought she had another cupcake, and then Alexis came in and went BOO. And I flinched against the bathroom wall.
When I got the cupcake off my face Alexis looked down at my pants. My amazing jeggings. She goes,
"Hey, those skinny jeans look really adorable on you.
Pfffffffff . . . . . . . what?? They were jeggings, leggings + jeans= jeggings
Me: Dude, They're JEGGINGS. They are leggings that LOOK like jeans.
Alexis: (confused) What, no way. (Walks over and feels my pants) Holy crap that's awesome.
I remember that's what I thought. My GRANDMOTHER (Oma) had to tell me what they were when I saw them. I'm not that much of a fashionista, and I picked them up and these were my exact words "Holy crap, is this some magical fabric the aliens dropped down? Did you see it, were they magical unicorns?? These are amazing. Oh my gosh."
I got a pair, obviously.
Then Alexis wouldn't let it go, she was like omg where'd you get those? They're so cool.
Bahahaha, I love cupcakes.
Delaney
Oh and P.S. The Zebra Stripes gum, I just found out that on every single  wrapper they have tattoos, so I put one on. ;-)